But they are fun. The "(Your Name) Needs" game has been going around recently, but one of the Abarbablog offspring suggested a "(Your Name) Hates" variation that produced the following results.
Mama Squirrel hates tomatoes
No I don't, I'm the only one around here that doesn't pick them out.
Mama Squirrel hates Richard for the death of her husband
Mama Squirrel hates XX, a man who betrayed her in her youth, and she has plotted revenge for years.
Mama Squirrel hates my 2 friends Jane and Sara
Obviously Mama Squirrel needs to work on her people skills...
Mama Squirrel hates her job of teaching children.
Mama Squirrel hates (Ponytails' name)
Aw, no. Even when she's really silly.
Mama Squirrel hates every picture that is taken of her.
Mama Squirrel hates people making fun of her hair.
Okay, that's it, I'm going to my room to be by myself.
Mama Squirrel hates it when I put one [a frog] in her clothes drawer!
On second thought, maybe I won't go in there just now.