Showing posts with label Classic Cars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Classic Cars. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

So what are we supposed to do with our weekends now?

Grandpa Squirrel brought over some Toronto papers last weekend, including several auto sections he had saved up for Mr. Fixit. I don't usually read the car pages, but the front page of the September 16th Globe Drive section stood out: there was a hand holding a wrench, and the headline "The death of do-it-yourself auto repair."

It turned out to be a column by Peter Cheney, with the subtitle "The art of home auto repair has been shuffled to the scrap heap."
"Knowing how to fix a car used to mean something. In university, I studied the classics. My abiding memory was of Odysseus returning home to slay the suitors who had invaded his house. To me, overhauling an engine was a less dramatic version of the same process – I had driven out the forces of mechanical disorder.

"So how could I imagine that the golden age of the home mechanic was approaching its end?"
My own dad was never much of a do-it-yourselfer when it came to cars; he knew his limits and preferred to trust Ernie's garage on the corner. But my mom's brothers were die-hard wrench twisters from way back; I've heard the stories about how, lacking a hoist, they pulled up the front end of their jalopy using a rope and a nearby tree branch. And when I married Mr. Fixit, most of our cars (until emissions testing killed off the Caprices) were still the kind you had to tune up; the kind you COULD tune up. I got used to sitting in the front seat during brake jobs and pressing down on the pedal, while he crawled underneath or had his head under the hood. Vrm vrm...Again...Vrm vrm...Again...Vrm vrm...this usually went on for awhile.
"To [car designer Pete] Brock, a good machine is the elegant, real-world expression of an idea, not just something to be used and cast aside when it breaks. Machines are philosophies, expressed in metal."
And yet times change. Peter Cheney says that he used to be a professional mechanic but now rarely works on his own car himself. It's the same for Mr. Fixit, and that's only partly because of middling-aged back and knee problems. It's more just a matter of, as Cheney says, our newer cars now not "needing us" as much as they used to; and, in many instances, not being able to access the parts or supplies we used to get, or finding newer cars deliberately designed too complicated for home mechanics to deal with.

If cars aren't your thing (they're not mine really--I just pressed the pedal down when requested and appreciated Mr. Fixit's talents), consider this: that's only one example of the general death, or perhaps assassination, of self-sufficiency. At what point will there be nothing left at all that we can fix, clean up, make ourselves? Will we stop even comprehending Bible verses like "where moth and rust corrupt," because there we won't have anything that lasts long enough to get moth-eaten or rusty?

Your opinions?

Friday, February 18, 2005

Welcome to Dewey's Treehouse

Meet the squirrel family:

Mr. Fixit, who lined the nest with old issues of Popular Mechanics, and has scavenged such treasures as a vacuum tube tester, a Durst enlarger, and a complete set of Lemon Aid books. Since it takes so many acorns to feed three young squirrels, he has turned his considerable mechnical and technical talents to managing computer systems. When he's not doing that he likes to listen to classic rock on his classic stereo.

Mama Squirrel, who spends much of her time training the squirrel girls and figuring out ways to stretch acorn leftovers. (We are a family of homesquirrelers.)

The Apprentice, also known as TQ.

Ponytails, who would prefer to be called the Math Master.

Crayons, the youngest.

And Uncle Dewey who (we admit it) doesn't totally qualify as a real squirrel, since he's made of polyester and imagination, but he has lived in the treehouse for many years and likes to make himself at home.

We try to aim our small squirrels in the right direction and teach them to stay away from cats, and to appreciate small things (like a good hamburger from Mr. Fixit's charcoal barbecue). And sometimes to appreciate big things (like solid '80's cars).