Betty Bunny, Master of the Skies

Betty Bunny has struck gold again with her latest juvenile mystery novel, Burrowed Trouble. She has been invited to teach some promising young writer rabbits at a three-day conference, an idea which doesn't thrill her especially at first. The conference is being held a full day's journey away, and she will have to travel first by bus and then on Bunny Airways. Maybe she should just say no and stay home to work on ideas for her own next book. However, her ears perk up when she hears that one of her writer heroes, Nigella Quottontail, will be the keynote speaker. She could also fit in a visit to the famous Bunnyheim Gallery, something she has always wanted to see. So she says yes.

The conference has paid for her travel, but when she checks over the details, she realizes that those budget-minded organizing bunnies sprang for only a Super-Super-Cheapo ticket, which means she can take only one bag that fits under the tail of the rabbit in front of her. And that's not a very big space. Can Betty do it? Stay tuned.

"Start With A...Coat?"

Betty thinks through several possible iterations of her cold-weather, tiny-bag travel wardrobe, and makes a couple of hard decisions. First, she is going to go trousers-only on this trip, because skirts and dresses require extra bunny underpinnings, not to mention shoes. Second, she's going to go with almost everything in navy blue, for reasons of simplicity. Third, she decides to wear her nicest green coat. The conference is supposed to be indoors; however, the attendees will likely take some time to hop around town.

And that last decision helps her figure out what to do next. She matches the coat with a multi-coloured scarf, which would also look good with her lavender turtleneck top. She adds in a navy blazer (it's stretchy like a cardigan), and a pair of pants that are sort-of-jeans-but-nicer. She thinks about wearing her navy loafers, because they're easy to take off for airport security; but when she checks the weather, it sounds like her waterproof ankle boots would be a better choice. She'll just have to make do with one other pair of shoes.

Betty realizes that, rather than planning her other outfits by possible activity, it might make sense to organize layers of clothes in sequence, so as not to have to do any laundry (outside of emergencies). This is what she comes up with:

First conference day: Pink tank top worn under a navy silk shirt, with navy knit pants, and probably the same scarf, plus navy sneakers.

Second conference day (and the art gallery): The navy shirt worn under a navy and white striped sweater, with one of the pairs of pants and her shoes. 

Third conference day, when she is scheduled to give a talk: A t-shirt (doesn't matter much what colour, but she picks teal) worn under the buttoned-up jacket, with the navy pants and a different scarf, plus shoes.

Day of return travel: The striped sweater, with one of the pairs of pants, plus the jacket and coat, and boots. 

If you didn't keep track there, Betty is going to pack a sweater, a shirt, a t-shirt, a tank top, a pair of pants, and one pair of running shoes (plus bunny-jamas and undies, and everything else she needs). The clothes, Betty thinks she has nailed now. It's the "everything else" she's a bit worried about.

What Does One Rabbit Need?

After a trial run with the clothes and shoes, Betty figures that she has just enough room left for one small  liquids bag, a zippered pouch for charger cords and jewelry, and a small purse that can fit inside the bag and hold small items like a comb, toothbrush, and chewing gum (bunny ears are sensitive to takeoff pressure changes). So, she can take anything she wants--as long as it fits within those limits.

Luckily, the conference will be printing out all the student handouts, and her own notes are on her Babblet (a bunny electronic device). She can put a few things in her coat and blazer pockets too.

Security checks can be stressful.

If you want to watch Betty pack in more detail, here are some photos.

The five items of clothing. (Forgot to include the extra scarf.)

Fitting them into a (thrifted) packing cube, along with pajamas and undies.

Shirt is folded on top.

Cube zipped up.

Things going into a small purse: money and i.d.cards, pen, comb, tissues, and other non-liquid toiletries.

Packed in the purse. (She took the shoulder strap off the purse to make it fit better; the strap can slip into the bottom of the bag. But maybe it doesn't make that much difference.)

(Thrifted) zippered case to hold charger cords and a jewelry pouch, sitting on a knitted hat.

Everything goes inside the hat, for some padding.

Clear bag for liquids.

Everything shown so far, plus shoes, a notebook, and the strap for the purse.

It all fits in. (The red thing is the packing cube.)  Betty's electronic device will slip in between the purse and the packing cube. No other space to spare on this trip, though--if anything else goes in, something will have to come out.

Zipped up.

Off she goes.

And here she comes back again. It's always nice to be home. 

(She did get to meet Nigella! And Nigellette.)

And she's already busy thinking of plots for the next bunny bestseller.