Laugh for the day: How did she get them rings?

Daisy Moses (Granny): Them red diamonds are purty.

Jewelry Salesman: These are rubies.
Daisy Moses: Well, ask her if she wants to sell one.
Jewelry Salesman: Madam, the ruby I'm referring to is not a lady.
Daisy Moses: How she got them rings is her own business.

Beverly Hillbillies, "The Girl From Home," 1964