(These really did come out of the mouths of kids we know--I didn't see them on the back of a church bulletin.)
When we were singing hymns, Crayons asked for one she knows: "Trust and Okay."
A lady at church was asking the kids if they knew how caterpillars turn into butterflies. One little boy called out, "I know! They have to go into raccoons!"
Finally, Crayons' best hard question yet: "Are cheetahs good spitters?"