For fun, we are interspersing regular lessons today with stunts from STOP THE WATCH, a Klutz book we found at the thrift shop. (I adapted some of them.) Lunch is in there somewhere too, it just depends on how far we get in the morning.
Here's the schedule:
STOP p. 12 (adapted for Canadians): Touch your toes five times, do six jumping jacks, and turn around four times while singing O Canada.
Hymn: Hark the Herald Angels Sing.
Make your bed
STOP p. 34: Standing-on-one-foot-with-both-eyes-closed contest
Finish the chapter of Mr. Pipes and the British Hymn Makers
Look at online photos of the Wesley Chapel in London (where the characters in Mr. Pipes went)
STOP p. 37: "Holler the word "Eeeeeeeelllllskin" continuously, without taking a breath, for 17 seconds. Exactly."
Read funny poems
STOP p. 38: "Start the clock. Read an entire page from a grown-up book out loud. Stop the clock."
Find something messy and clean it up for 5 minutes
Snack and break time
STOP p. 39: "Touch the palms of your hands to the floor for 11 seconds. You have to be standing up, and bend the knees as much as you have to."
STOP p. 55: "Throw something weird back and forth ten times with no drops."
STOP p. 40: "Sit in a chair, don't move, don't say a thing, don't even think for exactly 60 secondss."
STOP p. 44: "Fold a paper airplane and successfully launch it. Pick it up. Flatten it out and do an addition problem. Both numbers have to be over one thousand. Tear the sheet into 11 pieces exactly. Stop the clock."
Practice times tables
STOP p. 21: "Find a magazine. Sit down with it. Start the clock. Open the magazine and find the word "run.""
Continue "The Dragon's Teeth" in Tanglewood Tales
Walk down the street and get the mail
STOP p. 45: "Flip a coin until you get four somethings in a row. Switch your socks. Crawl over to the phone. Call the phone number I will give you. Stop the clock when the voice says, "person you wish to speak to."
STOP p. 16: "Name five countries and your second-grade teacher."
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